Australia made four changes to the team humiliated at Cqeberha. Some were compulsory. Maddinson’s departure was an admission that calling someone up without recent red-ball experience really was a bit of a floater. Rather than throw Sam Harper in at the deep end, the young Victorian was sent home and Renshaw dutifully moved up the order to open with Head, leaving his spot for the return of Green. Connolly replaced Webster as the all-rounder, as expected. Smith’s neck injury has only gotten worse, hence Inglis. Lyon’s return came, not at the expense of Hazlewood or Starc as expected, but the long-suffering Boland. Incredulous eyebrows were raised. But all this paled into the shadowy backdrop as the coin came down under the looming heights of Table Mountain.
The thing about Newlands is that it’s a batting paradise. It’s the sort of wicket batsmen carry around a picture thereof in their handbags, hoping to feast thereon. On winning the toss here, the choice is between a bucket of strawberry ice-cream and a rusty bear-trap. Incredibly, Cummins chose the bear-trap. Asked to explain himself, Cummins opined that there was moisture in the pitch. Doubtless there was some of that in the well-baked Yorkshire pudding of a wicket. But it didn’t help. Bavuma’s heart must have sunk into his boots at the call of Heads, but it would have turned cartwheels on hearing his opposite number’s improbable choice. His face betrayed none of the elation he must have felt. One wonders if Temba plays cards. His deadpan expression would be an asset indeed.
As the first delivery died after a brief illness on its way through to Carey, Cummins must have realised his ghastly error. Head dropped a sitter from Markram off Starc’s bowling, and the latter’s customary sang-froid received an unwanted stress-test. For the rest, Ackerman and Markram did as they pleased. The lunch score of 0/140 said everything needful. Ackerman pillaged four successive boundaries from Starc and seemed intent on a century before lunch before throttling back for the moment. They will be eyeing off 400 by stumps, with more to come.
Perhaps the question Australia needs to ask is this. Does Pat even want to be captain any more? He has given yeoman service ever since being pressed into the job faute de mieux. Is it time to give him a rest? This was such an uncharacteristic blunder that one must wonder what is going on behind that frank, noble countenance. Perhaps he has become an existentialist. The next few days will tell a tale.
However, the match changed abruptly after lunch. Whatever was in the respective menus must remain a culinary secret; but Australia emerged from the rooms quietly resolute, while the home side must have dined on fried exuberance with a topping of baked hubris. Ackerman and Markram resumed as they had begun, pitilessly savaging the Australians at every opportunity. But the former began to be troubled by Lyon’s off-spin. He hit one sharp return catch back, but the Goat was unable to hold onto it. Undeterred, he bounded out of his crease like a springbok out for a day’s voortrekking and missed it completely. Carey removed the bails without fuss and Ackerman departed, having squandered the maiden century which was his for the taking. A run-a-ball 95 tells its own tale.
Markram likewise succumbed to excess of high spirits, mistiming a hook off Hazlewood into the safe hands of Starc at long leg. The stands went quiet as Bavuma took guard. Alas for the diminutive skipper, he misread Lyon’s arm-ball which cannoned into his off peg. Breetzke played what he thought was a classic forward defensive prod to Connolly. Unfortunately for him the ball had struck his front pad first. By tea, the home side had reached a chastened 4/221.
The evening session was all about Mitchell Starc. He had bowled dreadfully until then. 0/60 from 11 overs tells its own tale. But the resilient left-arm quick pulled himself together and began to let fly his missiles. He had Bedingham caught by Hazlewood at long leg for 50, and Mulder caught behind for a duck. At 6/232 Australia could rightfully claim a thoroughly unexpected upper hand. But the old ball in this country is unforgiving, and sensible batting by Rickelton and Jansen saw a sprightly stand of 95 at four an over for the seventh wicket. The new ball? Starc required just nine deliveries with it. His super-power is his fast, late-swinging yorker. It doesn’t matter how dead the pitch is if you bowl sandshoe crushers. Two bowled, two leg before. Simon Harmer stared unblinking at the non-striker’s end as Starc blew the innings away.
What now? South Africa blew up a golden opportunity to make 500 and take the game away. Australia demonstrated notable spirit and are back in the match. But the runs still have to be made, and with a reconstructed batting order. More tomorrow.