In a series replete with deja vu, Scott Boland ended proceedings as he had a day previous, defending his wicket against a keeper, six predatory close fielders, and a rampaging attack. To lose 13 wickets in a day, on the same pitch on which the home side’s lower order had feasted royally, speaks volumes for a team who aren’t nearly as good as they possibly think they are. Coach Ronnie wins today’s award for creative understatement for his admission that ‘we are not a perfect batting unit’. The craters currently being papered over are legion. Steve Smith came out in his black war-paint, stroked his way to a fluent 15, and found himself becalmed after an injury to his neck requiring recurrent physiotherapy. It says much about Smudger that he clearly never considered retiring hurt, and stuck around long enough to bring up 11,000 Test runs before succumbing.

Australia cannot keep relying on Smith to dig them out of deep, self-imposed chasms. Or on Renshaw, who lost his wicket twice in a day: once to Jansen’s steepling bounce, and once to Rabada’s in-cutter which he inexplicably decided to leave alone to find its own way into his stumps. Labuschagne battled hard for 14 and 39. But having made a start he needed to carry on. His time, alas, may be up at long last. Webster fiddled once more outside off, and found himself trapped in front by Harmer. The mortifying collapse was compounded by an injury to Nortje, who went off with a strained fetlock and won’t bowl again. Undeterred, the remaining bowlers flung themselves into the fray with might and main. Jansen was unplayable at times. The scary thing about Marco is that the giant from Klerksdorp has a twin brother Duan, who is also six cubits and a span and does the same things. Expect more terror in the future.

Marco took 5/33 from a mere eleven overs in Australia’s 99 all out. Rabada chimed in with two wickets, as did Mulder. Had Scully been thrown the ball she would probably have picked up wickets as well. It was an awful performance. The second innings began just as horribly. Maddinson whacked a couple of boundaries, then fanned at Rabada and was picked up in slips. At stumps Australia is 4/156 and headed for innings defeat. Except …. except that Travis Head is still there, having ridden his luck outrageously. He has made 87 so far. If the game is to be saved, one imagines he will need 150 at the very least. And he will need help. We cannot tell if Smith will bat. He will certainly want to, but the medical staff may have something to say about that.

‘Anything you can do, we can do better.’ This might well have been the refrain from South Africa’s diminutive skipper Temba Bavuma. It became apparent early that the pitch had flattened out. Australia must have hoped that the tail would fold quickly enough for them to enjoy batting under a bright sun. Nothing of the sort happened. Bavuma was only too aware that he had given his hand away twice in the first Test. He was determined not to repeat his mistake. His technique is impeccable when he applies himself, and he did just that. By the time he was finally out in the closing moments of the day any chance of an Australian victory had evaporated hours ago.

The day began well enough. Wiaan Mulder was unable to keep Bavuma company for long, edging Starc to Renshaw. Hopes of a speedy conclusion stirred in Australian hearts. But Jansen was in a belligerent mood, and began carving boundaries to all parts. Bavuma meanwhile fed him the strike with careful singles, and Australia wilted in the morning sea breeze. In a seventh-wicket stand of 132 the moustachioed giant contributed 85 from a hundred deliveries until he flicked a half-volley from Boland to Travis Head, and departed in medium dudgeon, having squandered his chance to make a maiden century. Boland grinned ruefully. His fifth wicket had come from probably his worst delivery of the match.

But there was to be no respite for the perspiring tourists. Simon Harmer has rare talent for a number nine, with first-class centuries to his credit. New ball? No problem! For three tortuous hours Australia toiled  without reward. Hazlewood was still indisposed, and managed only fourteen overs. Cummins was not himself, and finished with uncharacteristic figures of 0/96. Many a time he bowled his trademark searing bouncers at Bavuma. He might as well have tried throwing rocks at Table Mountain. Short batsmen who play well off the back foot do not mind bouncers which sail over their heads. Temba was on a mission. Harmer finally fell to Labuschagne’s leg-spin for 82 after an eighth-wicket stand of 183 at four an over.

Why, one wonders, was not Labuschagne called upon earlier? The truth is that today was a poor day for Captain Pat. Matters deteriorated in the twilight. The persevering Starc finally removed Bavuma for 179 and the captain called it quits. There was just time for Rabada to induce a timid poke from Maddinson, caught in slips by Harmer. Boland the nightwatchman was met by six slips, but he saw out the over. As the shadows closed in there were two more overs of spin before time was called. Australia has two days of arduous combat left to save the match. Weather and bad light may help, but the batting must be firm and resolute.

Gqerberha (the city formerly known as Port Elizabeth) turned on a wildly tempestuous welcome for the visitors. Captain Pat won the toss again and inserted South Africa. Unsurprisingly, since he had omitted his specialist spinner again and brought in Boland. Normally this would be regarded as an outrage, but there were extenuating circumstances. Thanks to Jupiter Pluvius only 43 overs were bowled on days 1 and 2. The pitch is piebald, with odd patches of suspicious vegetation. Cummins has backup spin (three part-time offies). And the fourth seamer? Boland the miraculous: a fast-medium bowler who doesn’t seem to do much except plant the ball exactly where he wants it every time and make it seam both ways off a good length.

In any other team Boland would be among those first picked. His record is exemplary. His Test bowling average is currently well under 20. He has only been collared once in his late-blooming career, when the English marched down the pitch and clubbed him off his length. Since then Alex Carey has decided that anyone wanting to leave the crease to Boland will be met by him standing up to the stumps, ready to whip off the bails if they miss. Even that stratagem is now off the table. The laconic Victorian never complains when he is omitted. Rarely has he been known to express emotion beyond a satisfied grin when yet another batsman leaves the crease, disgruntled at having nicked off to the keeper or slips.

He has enjoyed himself at Gqerberha. Aiden Markram did little wrong. He merely pushed forward at an off-cutter and edged it into his middle stump. Bedingham was still less fortunate. Mindful of the previous ball, he played at a fifth-stump delivery which seamed away and edged it to Carey. On the second day, having rendered Ackerman strokeless, Boland induced a careless waft outside off, with a similar result. Starc joined the party by inducing an optimistic wave from Breetzke, again caught behind by Carey. Rickelton – now the wicket-keeper and batting at six instead of opening – shared in a 52-run stand with his captain until in the shadows of dusk Boland returned, and had him edging behind to Renshaw.

At 5/92 South Africa is on the rack. Yet their doughty skipper is still there, unbeaten on 41. Temba Bavuma is a proud man, with every reason to be. Until Australia’s arrival he had captained his side 12 times for 11 wins and a draw. He has shown that the pitch is far from unplayable. But the menace of Boland still lurks in the shadows. Cummins might well congratulate himself for calling the situation correctly, all the more since Hazlewood was indisposed and unable to take the field. There has been no spin as yet. There may not be much for the entire fixture. But he had seam backup in Webster the utility, whose four overs were accurate, testing, and cost his captain just a single. More tomorrow…

Australia toiled unrewarded for most of the morning on a somnolent pitch with an anaesthetised ball. They bowled well enough to cause occasional alarums, but Markram and Mulder applied themselves with the grim determination of the Horatii on the Tiber bridge. Lyon wheeled away with his customary guile, yet the pitch defeated him. He ought to have had Mulder the previous night, but Maddinson at short leg missed the tough chance. Cummins swapped his bowlers around frequently, rummaging for the key which would turn the lock. And for almost two hours they were frustrated. Finally Hazlewood had a slice of luck when Mulder flicked at a wayward leg-side delivery and was brilliantly caught by Carey.

Kyle Verreyne came and went, as too many of the local batsmen have done. He fell to Renshaw’s flight outside off-stump, playing for turn which wasn’t there. To be fair to him, Renshaw had turned the odd ball sharply; yet more experience on the subcontinent would have taught him never to anticipate imaginary spin. One can only imagine Lyon’s feelings when the part-time offie gets two cheap wickets, and he had thus far nothing to show for his efforts. The main issue for Lyon was that the South Africans played him off the back foot. In Australia this is a perilous practice, since he bowls with considerable overspin. Here the docile pitch blunted his best efforts. He should probably have pitched the ball further up, and risked being driven to the boundary. Runs really weren’t important.

At lunch the home side was 6/166, with Markram unbowed and unbeaten on 69, from 200 deliveries. Only he and Renshaw have passed fifty so far in the game. He has shown that those prepared to concentrate and fight it out can prosper here. With him was Jansen, who already looked uncomfortable with the needs of the situation. He is far happier clubbing the ball into the middle distance; but sterner tasks awaited him. In the leadup to the new ball he was given some allsorts upon which to fill his boots. Then matters took an ugly turn. It was Hazlewood who broke through, finding a minute slot between bat and pad to demolish the stumps. Jansen’s 35 had been a decent effort, but with his departure the closing curtain began to tremble in the wings.

Harmer received a brutish delivery from Hazlewood. It was full enough for him to play forward, yet the ball exploded off the deck like an overenthusiastic firecracker and took the edge. Carey had to pull in a high mark well above his head, but clasped it as though he was still playing football for Greater Western Sydney. Markram still clung to the crease like a dazed shellfish, but Starc had him caught behind off a fine edge. It was Carey’s fifth catch of the innings and the end of a marathon vigil by the doughty opener. To be ninth out, for 75 painstakingly acquired over six weary hours, says everything necessary. When Nortje swung optimistically at Hazlewood and dollied the ball to Lyon the contest was finished.

The laconic Hazlewood finished with 6/49, and without him the visitors would have struggled. His ability to extract bounce and seam from the most moribund of surfaces is his superpower. Yet the player of the match was self-evidently Renshaw, with 190 and 82 on a wicket where most struggled to score, and 2/30 with his gentle off-breaks. It was a stunning revival for a cricketer many had thought done and dusted.

When Australia resumed this morning the threat of bad light was palpable. And while their position was comfortable enough, it was equally clear that there was not a moment to lose. Head’s departure to a nothing stroke on his pads was poor, and hints at a fateful complacency that has crept into his game. Lofting the ball through the off-side is his signature tune. Good luck catching him there. But at times he wafts lazily onto the on-side. He did so this morning and presented Jansen with a very soft wicket. But Maddinson and Labuschagne kept up the pace until Maddinson departed for a splendid 48. His stumps were scattered by a Nortje thunderbolt, but he had done his work nobly. At drinks Australia had raced to 111 for 2 from a mere 20 overs, and one was obliged (in memory of Shep) to keep one foot off the floorboard until the resumption.

By lunch the score was 4/174. Smith had lofted Harmer over long on for six, narrowly missing Jansen’s Inspector Gadget grasp. He repeated the stroke, and this time the giant from Klerksdorp hauled it in. Labuschagne fell to Maharaj. The wearing pitch was taking appreciable spin now. But an all too familiar sight had emerged, hulking, mild-mannered, and quietly determined. Renshaw began as he had left off, reverse-sweeping the spinners with ease and panache. He and Carey took the score to 205 until another lightning flash from the fire-breathing Nortje cannoned off Carey’s bat onto the stumps.

Webster has experienced a lean time of it of late. He took a dozen balls to get his eye in before getting off strike and handing it back to the imperious Queenslander. Batting looks terribly simple when watching Renshaw play. On rare occasions he mishit, but in sweeping he clubs the ball into the pitch first, and to the quicks his soft hands saved him more than once from a slips catch. He and Webster managed 65 from 71 deliveries as the spectre of declaration approached. When Maharaj had him caught-and-bowled on the carpet for 82 it was a surprise to everyone, not least the delighted bowler, who juggled it a few times like a recumbent stage magician. He held the ball aloft, and the video replay confirmed his optimism.

Captain Pat emerged wearing a Cheshire Cat grin, and pummelled his way to an unbeaten 31 from 12, including four enormous sixes. His stand with Webster produced 45 from 19. He called time thereupon, decreeing that a lead of 420 would be sufficient. Aside from Head, no blame attaches to any of the Australian batsmen. All made it to double figures, and everyone who lost their wicket did so while pushing for runs. The innings total of 6/314 was achieved at the madcap rate of five and a half an over.

The home team, weary and battered, made their way out. Rickelton’s Test match thus far has been a dismal one, and it was not surprising when he wafted at Hazlewood as though swatting at an incursion of wasps. Carey pouched the catch and Australian hopes soared. But Aiden Markram stood his ground: grim, unsmiling, and determined to sell his wicket dearly. He erected fascines, gabions and barbed wire around his crease and defied everything cast at him. At the other end David Bedingham batted as though on a Caribbean cruise. He struck eight sumptuous boundaries on his way to 46, whereupon he wandered across his stumps, was accosted in front by Hazlewood and departed.

As in the first innings Bavuma found himself stranded above the waterline, unable to pierce the field or urge the ball off the square. Lyon was asking searching questions, without really threatening the stumps. In a moment of inspiration Cummins threw the ball to Renshaw. Why not? Had the captain asked him to walk across the harbour dry-footed to Bayhead he might well have done that too. He tossed the ball up just outside off, Bavuma’s bat edged it onto his pad and it flew to Maddinson at short leg. Sometimes the part-timer can achieve what the regulars cannot. Worse was to follow when Stubbs came and went, edging behind to Carey from Cummins.

And still the menacing clouds stayed away. And there stood Markram, still defending his personal rampart. At 4/86 the clouds of doom were present in spirit. Mulder joined him and saw off the final overs without further calamity. At 4/102 victory is a distant hallucination. For the visitors, prising out the last six wickets may take time and effort. Pitch misbehaviour has been conspicuous by its absence. Markram has shown his fellows the way. His unbeaten 45 has occupied 115 deliveries. He has rarely looked troubled. Want of concentration has been the downfall of the rest. More in due course.

The task awaiting Australia’s four greying veterans was a formidable one. Going by yesterday’s experience the pitch would offer nothing much, and the ball may be expected to die peacefully in its sleep after a prolonged illness around the fiftieth over. Swing? Seam? Neither of the above. You might as well expect to make an orange sit up and recite sea-shanties when pitched onto a sheet of glass. Day 3 is when most pitches are at their best for batting, and we might have expected that the home side would fill their boots. However. Cummins, Starc, Hazlewood and Lyon have around 1600 Test wickets between them: a stupefying statistic suggesting that even batting against them on a sponge rubber mat might be challenging.

And so it proved. Australia’s best effort came before lunch. Bedingham and Markram played watchfully, pouncing on anything over-pitched. Their stand of 84 was the best of the innings. Yet the remorseless Australians pulled back their lengths a trifle. Starc got one to lift outside off, and Markram attempted an injudious waft and was well-caught by Renshaw. Lyon channelled the offies of yesteryear by flighting the ball outside off-stump. Bavuma, rendered strokeless, essayed a reverse sweep from Lyon and was superbly caught at slip by Smith: the first of his four catches. He now leads all-comers in fielding catches with 223, three ahead of Joe Root. When Cummins removed Bedingham (caught at slip by the indefatigable Smith) Australia’s luncheon must have been rendered more palateable by the consideration that early wickets were imperative, and the awesome foursome had gathered one apiece.

A curious feature of the day was the apparent willingness of the home team to repeat earlier blunders. Later on Verreyne echoed Bavuma’s mistake, with a similar result. And Cummins, pitching short to Stubbs, had him caught at deep square. Some time later Mulder managed a serviceable instant replay. The last two wickets garnered a vital 87 after the ball had mouldered away into a lump of putty. The stalwart batting of Maharaj, Harmer and Nortje merely served to show up the want of concentration from those more fancied above them. South Africa eventually made 284, but – incredibly – nobody even managed a fifty. Some blame attaches to them. But the laurels of the day are owed to the four immortals. They toiled away without any assistance to speak of, and secured a lead of 106.

After his excruciating torment on the first morning, it was not really a surprise when Maddinson whacked the first ball of the innings to the leg boundary. No point hanging around, he had evidently decided. Let’s get into them. He and Head raced to an exuberant run-a-ball 33 before the encroaching gloom brought proceedings to an early close, for the third day in succession. Is it too much to suggest that a pink ball might be substituted so play could continue under lights? Apparently it is. More tomorrow.

Long ago, in another time and epoch at the MCG, a Victorian fielder turned to NSW captain Alan Kippax as they watched Hal Hooker come out to bat for the visitors at no.11. ‘Soon be over, skipper,’ he suggested. ‘You never know,’ the inscrutable Kippax responded. The result was a last-wicket stand of 307: a record which still stands to this day for first-class cricket. The good news for the home team was that it wasn’t as bad as that today. Yet it was not good, and exposed a chink in Bavuma’s seemingly invincible side. On inspecting the pitch first thing they will have noted that it was flattening out. Just sweep away the tail and we can make runs at will?

If that is what they thought they may be forgiven. Yet it did not turn out that way. Luck, which had signally deserted Australia yesterday, turned in their favour. The seamers did not attack the stumps enough, save for the energetic Mulder, who was rewarded with the wickets of Cummins and Starc. They gave Cummins room outside off, which is generally a cardinal error. Having given the ball loop and flight yesterday Harmer resorted to the spear-gun, all in vain. And Maharaj did not look himself: seemingly flummoxed by Renshaw’s willingness to sweep and reverse sweep whenever he thought it safe. And Bavuma did not call upon Markram’s spin until the 120th over.

Yet when Lyon came out to bat, surely the end must be nigh? Probably even the visitors’ dressing room feared as much. Yet the GOAT knows his game by now. Straight bat, block it on the stumps, hook off the body. By the time he was finally out, when it belatedly occurred to Jansen to bowl a yorker on middle stump, the grizzled spinner had made a priceless 27. Australia went to lunch after a prolonged first session at 8/277, and the frustration in the fielding side was palpable. The afternoon session lasted 41 overs of torment for the bowlers. They did not bowl badly after lunch. But the pitch gave them little, and they faced a seemingly immoveable wall. When Renshaw was batting the stumps must have seemed a tedious long way distant. He farmed the strike expertly and unflappably, batting like an amiably good-natured elephant. Pachyderms are known for their patience and unhurried precision. One was reminded of the normally gentle Hathi from Kipling’s tale. Where Hathi reaps, there is no gleaning. Renshaw batted, and batted, and batted. Does this man ever tire of batting?

Clearly not. It has been almost ten years since his first (and hitherto only) Test century, and he has lost years to avenge. Quietly. Without fuss, and with a nobly vertical bat. Accompanied at the last by Hazlewood, he went to tea unbeaten on 190, with Australia sailing into calm waters at 9/390. From a position of 6/124 yesterday, let it be marked. The day, thus far, had been his. Cummins and Lyon had certainly assisted with all their might. The former made a dauntless 43 from 86 deliveries. The Goat’s 27 from 92 balls was his share of a monumental ninth-wicket stand of 134.

After tea the centurion’s iron discipline faltered at last without addition to the score. Harmer, who had resumed his customary teasing flight, tossed one up outside off, and Renshaw edged to Markram at slip. The final session would test the patience of the exhausted home side. As the clouds gathered, Rickelton chased a wide one from Hazlewood into the bucket hands of Webster at third slip. A desultory flurry of boundaries ensued before the umpires called time, as a Stygian gloom descended. The battered home team will have felt nothing but relief. Tomorrow is another day.

It has frequently been noted that green is the colour of deception. So often a tinge of viridian in the pitch has turned out to be fool’s gold. Having won the toss, Captain Pat stared doubtfully at the surface and decided to bat first despite the piebald covering. Alas for him, he found that the wicket had double-bluffed him. A green mamba? Certainly not, but swing, seam and steepling bounce there was, enough to shiver the timbers of the visitors. The home side had hedged their bets in selection, including three seamers and three spinners. Neither Ngidi nor Rabada were available, so Bavuma elected to open with Jansen and Mulder, whose brisk fast-mediums swung the ball alarmingly. Like many a left-arm quick before him, the towering Jansen’s deliveries ranged from the unplayable to the unreachable.

Head was circumspect enough, but succumbed to an unlucky leg-side strangle from Mulder. And Maddinson? His selection had been the subject of incredulous mockery from the peanut gallery; yet the reasoning behind it had some merit. Had the match been played on the high-veldt then the openers would have been Head and Marsh. Having suffered from the Bison’s hammer blows in the ODIs South Africa had no mind to offer him a clean swing at the ball from his mighty shoulders. What all three Test venues demand from the batting side is patience, care, and shot selection. It was hoped that the veteran Maddinson would be able to supply all three. He left the ball with commendable patience. What he could not do was get off the mark. After 33 tortuous and pitiful deliveries he wafted, diagonal bat and all, at Jansen and lost his stumps. It had been an inglorious return to Test cricket.

From then until lunch Labuschagne and Smith directed traffic with sound, sensible batting. When Maharaj gave the ball air to Smith he twice lofted him onto the crowd. The pair put on 60 without fuss until, on the very doorstep of lunch, Labuschagne lost concentration for the merest instant and was leg before to Mulder. The first hour after lunch continued the dolorous tale of ineptitude. Smith, Carey and Webster departed with unseemly haste and suddenly the innings was in ruins at 6/124. Anrich Nortje’s grim, moustachioed features appeared to be bristling with suppressed wrath as he made the ball fly from a length as though launched from an ill-tempered trebuchet. The three seamers shared the spoils with two apiece, and Cummins emerged with his heart doubtless in his mouth.

And yet. Despite moments of discomfort he set about the task of restoration. At the other end Renshaw had kept his head with commendable fortitude, playing only at deliveries which demanded it, and waiting for looser offerings. As the ball got older, batting appeared to become more manageable. When bad light called an early halt to proceedings the pair had put on a priceless 63. 6/187 was a less uncomfortable position than seemed likely two hours pervious. Whether the minor devils in the pitch are still there when Australia bowls is an open question. But wickets with the new ball will be essential. Captain Pat’s heroics thus far (33 not out from 72 balls) would tend to suggest that batting against the old ball will not be excessively difficult. He and Renshaw will resume tomorrow, with 88 balls to go before they face the new ball. They will both want to be still in if and when it arrives.

Australia began as they had done last evening: Green assured and confident, and Carey rather less so. Had it not been for a curiously attenuated slip cordon Carey might have succumbed sooner. But the morning belonged to Mehidy Hasan Miraz, who found some worn footmarks outside off-stump and attacked them with might and cunning. A good off-spinner makes the ball drift away through the air. Nobody needs a doosra in that event, since the arm-ball behaves like a leg-break. He had Carey caught behind for a struggletown 30, and he deceived Webster with an straight one, where the giant Tasmanian played for spin where there was none. Twice now Webster has been bowled by playing inside the line. And Cummins? Captain Pat has been out of sorts with the bat. He looked unconvincing against Taijul’s left-armers, but succumbed to a catch to short leg from Miraz.

By now the rampant all-rounder had four cheap wickets and Australia was on the mat. But the rejuvenated Green held firm, and found a willing ally in Starc, whose devoted wife Alyssa was sitting in the commentary box, presumably with her heart in her mouth. Please not the slog-sweep, Mitch? she might have been thinking. But the veteran quick has considerable talent with the bat. Far too often he undoes himself by injudicious swipes. This morning he was caution’s own son, watching the ball right onto the bat and only attempting strokeplay to the rare half-volleys he was offered. Shanto took the new ball after 80 overs, hoping for a repeat of Hasan’s early carnage. But the two Australians held firm until lunch, by which time the innings defeat had been averted and a slender lead of 15 achieved. Would they be able to go on with it? Could  there be an improbable resurrection?

Well, no. Not against resolute, well-disciplined opponents. Starc succumbed to Taskin, whose bounce and seam movement undid him. The question then became Could anyone stay with Green long enough for his century? The Goat obliged, and Green raised his bat, relieved and happy. Hasan removed him shortly afterwards for a superb 104. He did little wrong, playing back to a shortish delivery from Hasan which kept low and edged onto his stumps. Lyon was trapped leg before by Miraz, who finished with 5/66 in his 34th over: a master-class in off-spin bowling on a pitch which offered him but a modicum of assistance.

Chasing a mere 57, the last rites were enacted with little fuss. Tanzid succumbed to Hazlewood for a duck, having played the wrong line. Mominul and Shadman picked off the runs, and Bangla Desh celebrated, having outbatted, outbowled and outfielded their more fancied opponents. For the home side, Smith, Green and Hazlewood performed excellently. Starc bowled well without luck. The rest? The shockers are gone, the motor is firing on two and a half cylinders and the radiator is full of rust. Change is coming…

(A word of apology: your correspondent is now on holidays and will be offline for some weeks. Enjoy the cricket in my absence.)

Australia might be forgiven for expecting the Bangla tail to fold relatively quickly. Aside from Mehidy Hasan Miraz none has any pretensions to batting ability. What they do have is an implacable thirst for the struggle. Have you brought a front-end loader? they appeared to be asking. Do you seriously expect us to give our hands away? Not in these nor any other trousers. From the fall of the sixth wicket till the innings’ close occupied more than 52 overs, and four hours’ worth of torture. 426 was the final bill, and the scoreboard told its own tale of dread. For Australia the beginning and end of the story was Josh Hazlewood, who brought up his 300th Test wicket on his journey. He took the final four to finish with six, and nobody else even looked like breaking through. The truth is that the laconic Hazlewood is always at his best when the tide has turned against his team. He thrives on adversity. It is considered an essential virtue in Tamworth.

This pitch has flattened out into an autobahn. Only the new ball offers anything to the bowlers. And so it was that Wetherald lasted precisely three deliveries. He essayed a diagonal bat against Hasan and chopped on. It is possible that he might survive the disapproving eyes of the selectors, but it would appear that his successful summer of county cricket must be regarded as fairy gold which evaporates under the harsh, unrelenting sun. Labuschagne survived a massive shout for leg before from his first delivery. The phrase ‘under the pump’ – whatever that means – applies just as much to Marnus. He must move his feet or perish.

His response was to bat out of his crease and lunge forward. Inevitaby, he edged one behind. But Litton Das has had a forgettable match thus far and muffed the catch horribly, as if he were trying to snatch at a rock expelled from the mouth of a volcano. One thing Marnus did do was look for runs at every opportunity. Anything on his pads was whacked through leg. Anything overpitched he drove. And this was all good. Head meanwhile took his time, scoreless from his first 14 balls. He settled into his work and looked set for a trademark quick hundred. But on 17 he inexplicaby repeated Wetherald’s blunder: a diagonal bat slash at a ball too close for the stroke.

Smith meanwhile came out looking for runs from the outset. When inexplicably given out caught behind he appealed with a suddenness that surprised everyone, and had it reversed. Enter Taijul, whose quicker ball deceived Labuschagne and took leg stump. He ought to have played forward; but his 31 gave promise of self-improvement. As did Green. His stiff-armed refusal to try softening his grip remains, but he used his feet and looked for runs. He edged the hard-working Taskin into his leg bail; but for no readily apparent reason the woodwork remained undisturbed, and he picked up four runs through fine leg. Taskin’s grimace of anguish spoke eloquent suffering. Truth to tell, Green is owed a little good fortune.

It seemed a surprise when Taijul was replaced by Miraz. It turned out a moment of genius by Shanto. Smith had motored his way to 44 when Miraz held back an off-break the tiniest fraction. Smith’s battle computers failed to detect the difference, and he spooned back a return catch. Thereafter Australia defended grimly until stumps, with Carey an uncharacteristically subdued 19no. Green meanwhile had rediscovered himself. Of late he appeared as though he has been holding his bat upside-down. Batting seemed an insoluble conundrum to the giant all-rounder. By the close he was unbeaten on 43, and seemingly mindful of the skills that brought him such acclaim in his early youth.

The Bangla bowling attack had been persistent, accurate, and vengeful. Hasan could not add to his opening two wickets, but Miraz’ 13/4/20/1 on a perfect batting track? He varied his flight and pace enough to command respect from everyone. Only in the day’s final over did he lapse and was punished by Carey. At stumps the home side were holding on by their fingernails at 4/161. The deficit is still 67. And with a strong lower order (at least on paper) still to come, hope has not perished in the dressing room. The Strangeness referred to in the title resides in the fact that for the third day running Australia has been outplayed.